When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
June 2013
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you're just standing there like
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
When I start talking about my obsessions:
My parents:
People at school:
My friends:
People on tumblr:
Trying to still look good while crying →
funniestshit.tumblr.com
Expectations:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn't hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them
